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Goodness Gracious Me, Series Two

Goodness Gracious Me is a BBC sketch comedy show starring four British Asian actors: Sanjeev Bhaskar, Meera Syal, Nina Wadia and Kulvinder Ghir. It was originally made for BBC Radio 4 (1996-1998), and subsequently televised for BBC Two (1998-2001). more »

How d'you figure that one out?

Check this, man:
three strange geezers turn up at a kiddie's party with no invitation. They bring along crappy presents like gold, frankincense and myrrh. What's a little baby gonna do with that?!

Just because they got crappy presents don't mean nothing, man!

Alright. What presents d'you get last year?

Er, well, I got a three-piece suit made out of mirrors, I got a blessing from a holy man who looked like Don King, and a tank top with leg holes!

And who gave you them presents?

My uncle Pritam.

And where's he from?

Jalandhar…Oh, my God!

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