Gravity Falls, Season 1

[At the gift shop, Stan shows Soos, Wendy and Dipper a newspaper article showing a picture of Gideon and Mabel together]

Stan:
Hey, hey! What the Jekyll is Mabel doing in the paper next to that greasy pickpocket Gideon?

Wendy:
[browses her cellphone] Oh yeah, it's like a big deal. Everybody's talking about Gideon and Mabel's big date tonight.

Stan:
[shocked and outraged] WHAT?! That little shyster is dating my great-niece?!!

Soos:
I wonder what the new name will be for the power couple. Mab-ideon? Gide-Abel? [Gasps] Ma-gid-bel-eon!

[Stan angrily throws the newspaper on the floor and leaves]

Dipper:
I didn't know! I didn't hear about it! And plus, I told her not to!

Stan:
[walking out the door] Yeah, well it ends tonight. I'm going right down to that little skunk's house; this is gonna stop right now! [Slams the door]