Cereal box Toucan: I'm bonkers for eating you alive! (Holds up a spoon) Lee: No! (Screams as a stabbing sound is heard) Nate: Lee! Okay, okay... I'm with you kid! 100%, man! Pa: [possessing Mabel, flies up behind counter; through Mabel, deep voice] Welcome. Dipper, Nate, Robbie, and Wendy: (Scream) Dipper: They got Mabel! Pa: Welcome to your graves, young trespassers. (Kicks legs and laughs) Wendy: We're super sorry for hanging out in your store! Dipper: Yeah! Can we just go now and leave forever? Pa: Well... okay. You're free to go. (Opens doors) But before you leave, hot dogs are now half off. I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs! Nate and Robbie: (Scream and run for the door) Pa: (Closes doors) Just kidding about the hot dog sale! Nate: Just let us out of here already! Pa: I don't like your tone! (Dissolves Nate) Nate: (Reappears as a hot dog on the stove) No! I'M A HOT DOG! Pa: It begins. (Makes everything float to the ceiling) Welcome to your home for all eternity! Wendy: Dipper, what do we do?! Dipper: DUCK! (Dipper and Wendy duck to avoid a flying shelf) Wendy: (Points) Quick! In there! (Dipper and Wendy Run to a tipped over ice machine and hide inside and pant) Wendy: What do they want from us?! Dipper: Revenge, I guess? Wendy: What did we do wrong? Dipper: Okay, let's try to figure out the pattern here. Why was each person taken? Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing a video game, Lee was being sarcastic; it doesn't make any sense! Wendy: Yeah! I mean, those are all just normal teenage things. Dipper: Wendy, say that last part again. Wendy: Normal teenage things? Dipper: Of course! Stay here until I get back! (crawls out of the freezer) Wendy: Dude, what are you doing?! Dipper: Hey ghost! Pa: (twists Mabel's head around to face Dipper, then turns the rest of her body towards him) Dipper: I've got something to tell you! I'm not a teenager! Pa: (drops everything that's floating and appears holding Mabel by her hair with Ma) Hohoho! Well why didn't you say so? (drops Mabel into a pile of candy) Mabel: WAAH! (Lands in the candy and rubs her head) Ohhh... Ma: Back when we were alive, teenagers were a scourge on our store! Pa: Always sassafrassing customers with their boomy-boxes and disrespectful short pants! So we decided to up and ban them. But they retaliated with their newfangled rap music. Ma: The lyrics...they were so hateful!