Gravity Falls, Season 1

(Stan is leading a group of tourists thru The Mystery Shack)

Stan:
Ladies and Gentletourists, looking around my Mystery Shack, you'll see many wondrous roadside attractions. Be AMAZED - at the only known photo of a horse.. riding another horse! That's -- that's pretty good.

(the tourists are suitably amazed uttering OOOHS and WOW)

Stan:
Be astounded by the horrible, pre-teen Wolf Boy!!!

(Stan draws a curtain revealing Dipper - extremely uncomfortable - half naked with fake wolf ears, fangs and fur pants)

Stan:
Oh look at him! All that hair! His body is changing... AHHHH!

(Dipper spits out his fake wolf teeth)

Dipper:
Grunkle Stan this is demeaning!!

Stan:
WHAT!?! I don't know 'Da Meaning' of that word!!

(The tourists all laugh)

Stan:
If you throw money at him he dances.

(The tourists throw money at Dipper as he whimpers, jumps around and gets pelted by coins)