Gravity Falls, Season 1

[After finding Sev'Ral Timez private room backstage and avoiding the evil manager Mr. Bratzman, Mabel, Grenda and Candy finally meet their idols - locked in a cage...]

Deep Chris:
Ohh! Who goes there? Prepare to be danced at!

[Deep Chris 'aggressively' dances towards Mabel]

Creggy G:
Step off Deep Chris! She's a lady! Don't disrespect her bro! Don't disrespect!!

Deep Chris:
Mah bad! (He throws kisses towards an enthralled Mabel as she squeals.)

Deep Chris:
Chubby Z let's calm this boo by posin' for her, poster-style.

[Sev'ral Timez throws a pose and Mabel is beyond excited.]

Mabel:
Whoo! Trying hard not to let my brain explode! I've always wanted to meet you guys, But what was the deal with that scary chubb-chubb man?

Deep Chris:
Mr. Bratzman's our producer, Yo!

Creggy G:
He genetically engineered us to be the perfect boy band, G!

Chubby Z:
But he keeps us in cages! That junk is straight brutal girl!

Mabel:
That is straight brutal Chubby Z.

Creggy G:
Our one dream is to escape into the REAL world - for real! Yo, I heard about these things called trees...I don't know what they are, but I wanna kiss one!

Greggy C:
But we can't disobey Mr. Bratzman. He says he loves us!

Mabel:
If he loved you, he'd set you free!

Creggy G:
True dat, true dat...

Chubby Z:
That's a valid perspective!!

[Mabel uses a hairpin to unlock the boyz cage,]

Mabel:
Let's go right now. Me and my friends can help you escape.

Grenda:
(screaming) We're Masters of Stealth!!

Chubby Z:
Yo! You'd really do that for us beef?

Mabel:
You can count on me! ....I'm sorry, did you just call me BEEF?!?