Gravity Falls, Season 1

Dipper:
All right, it took all day, but I converted it to a record. And now we can slow it down to see if the mind-control message theory is correct. Prepare to have your mind blown!

Stan:
Spit-take, here I come! [sips Pitt Cola]

[Dipper plays and slows down the record, with a tapeman ready to record]

Stan:
Hmm... that's not spit worthy. What gives?

Dipper:
What? Is that it? [fiddles with the speed] Ugh! This was so stupid! Course there's no hidden mind-control messages! [sadly] Mabel was right. Wendy just likes the song. She just likes Robbie.

Wendy:
[entering with Robbie] Hey, Dip. Forgot my keys.

Robbie:
What's up, junior? What are you doing? Trying to come up with an equation to make girls like you?

[He laughs, and Dipper scowls at him]

Wendy:
Ready to go to Lookout Point?

Robbie:
Heh, am I! [leaving with her] Later, dorks. Catch ya on the rewind. [chuckles] I made that up.

Stan:
[shakes fist] I'll rewind your FACE!

Dipper:
Wait a minute... Stan, rewind!

[He manually turns the record backwards, and it plays "You are now under my control! Your mind is mine!"]

Stan:
[spits soda into Dipper's face] Holy mackerel! Now there's your spit-take!

Dipper:
Ha ha! I knew it! It's mind control after all! [worried] Oh no! I've got to save Wendy!

Stan:
Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face! Let's roll!