Gravity Falls, Season 1

Stan:
Women. They're the real mystery, Dip. You ruin their date, drive their hippie boyfriend's van into a ravine, and somehow you're the "bad guy"!

Dipper:
[sadly] No, it's my fault, I shouldn't have meddled in Wendy's personal life. She probably hates me now.

Stan:
Ah, chin up, kid. You were tryin' to do the right thing... even though you destroyed a relationship and part of my car.

Dipper:
You think she'll ever forgive me?

Stan:
Ah, I bet she will. And until then, you can always go bowling with me.

Dipper:
[smiling] Thanks, Grunkle Stan.

Stan:
Don't mention it, kid. [gnawing is heard from outside] Wait a second... is something rooting through our trash?! [cut to a Sev'ral Times member rooting through the trash can; Stan drives him away with a broom] Hey, hey! GET OUTTA HERE! Darn beautiful men! Always eating out of my trash... Wait, what?