Gravity Falls, Season 1

[Stan and Waddles hide from the pterodactyl under a giant mushroom]

Stan:
The dumb thing must be hungry. I guess it's you or me, pig.

[He shoves Waddles out into the open; the pig turns and looks at him]

Stan:
What are you looking at?

[Short silence; Waddles keeps looking at him]

Stan:
Aw, come on, don't give me that look! What am I supposed to do, let it eat me?

[Another short silence; still Waddles keeps looking]

Stan:
[frustrated] Rrrrgh! Oh, I get it. You're trying to guilt me. Well, it ain't working, pal! Who cares if you're Mabel's favorite thing in the world? I can live without the kid talking to me all the time. [starting to look sad] Telling me her jokes... making me laugh...

[Waddles snorts and cocks his head]

Stan:
[chuckles, then hears the pterodactyl] Aw, dang it! [as the pterodactyl flies straight for them] Well, this is just about the dumbest thing I've ever done. [dons the "Huggy Wuvvy Tummy Bundle" and puts Waddles in it] You want this pig?! [loudly] THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME, YOU FLYING DEVIL! COME AND GET ME!!!