Gravity Falls, Season 1

Dipper:
Hey, Grunkle Stan? Me and Mabel have been talking, And I think there's something we should finally tell you. This is a journal I found in the woods. [Hands Journal 3 to Stan] It talks about all the crazy stuff that goes on in Gravity Falls. Gideon nearly destroyed the whole town trying to find it. I don't know what it means, or who wrote it. But, after all we've been through, maybe you should finally know about it.

[Stan skims through the book, suspicious. Then...]

Stan:
I'm glad you showed me this, Dipper... [laughs loudly] Now I know where you've been getting it all from! Spookums and monsters... This kooky book has been filling your head with crazy conspiracies!

Dipper:
But it's all real!

Stan:
Haha. You gotta quit readin' this fantasy nonsense for your own good. Although some of these would make great attractions! Can't come up with this stuff! Mind if I borrow this?

Dipper:
Wait, no! Grunkle Stan!

Stan:
"Magic book." [laughs more] Ridiculous! [leaves with the book]

Dipper:
Stan, I need it!!!

Mabel:
Dipper, you don't need that book! Don't you see? On your own you defeated a giant robot with nothing but your bare hands! You're a hero whether you've got that journal or not.

Dipper:
Whoa. Thanks, Mabel. I still want it back though.

Mabel:
I'm sure you'll get it back. What would a boring old man like Stan want with that book anyway?