Green Wing

[Sue comforts a crying Guy.]

Guy:
Don’t be nice to me.

Sue:
Oh, all right, pull yourself together you cretinous fuckwit! What sort of a man hides in other people’s coats, rocking and whinging to themselves? I’ll tell you what sort of a man – a self-centred, egotistical wankpot! Now unhook yourself and stop being so weak. Men don’t cry. They’re strong hunter-gatherers. So go hunt, go gather, go be a total cunt, because that’s what you do best!

Guy:
Fuck you, you ugly bitch! Oh, that feels so much better. Do you fancy a quick fiddle now we're in here?

Sue:
I am tempted, cos I’m all fired up. But no, thanks, I’d rather lick my own armpit.