Green Wing

[Joanna brings a urine sample to the pathology lab for testing]

Technician:
I need a name for the sample.

Joanna:
Er, well, it's for a friend of mine who wishes to remain anonymous. Is that going to cause problems in your weird little technical brain?

Technician:
No, it's just that usually we've got to go up on the roof and shout, "Pregnancy test results for the stupid lanky old bitch who's not learned to take basic precautions in her forty-odd years on this planet!" You know, assuming that your friend is quite lanky.