Grey's Anatomy, Season 11

Meredith:
Hey! I texted you.

Alex:
Yeah, I saw that. I was busy.

Meredith:
Well, Cristina would've responded. That's not how it works.

Alex:
Not if she was doing what I was doing.

Meredith:
You pause. That's the rule.

Alex:
What?

Meredith:
If the text is urgent, Cristina would say to Owen, "pause," and I would say to Derek, "pause," then we'd text each other back.

Alex:
In the middle of sex?

Meredith:
If the the text is urgent.

Alex:
The fact you are checking a text while you're doing it is already sad.

Meredith:
We had a special ringtone. Hey, you want a special ringtone?

Alex:
No. Wait, this pause thing... Like, your legs are in the air and you're screaming and...

Meredith:
Pause.

Alex:
No, I don't pause. Jo doesn't pause. She fast-forwards and she rewinds, but she doesn't pause.

Meredith:
Okay, that's gross.