Grey's Anatomy, Season 11

Miranda:
Not long after I discovered my ex-husband had been e-mailing another woman, we met for breakfast. That was a big breakfast... Stacks of pancakes, eggs, and all kinds of fancy jams he thought would somehow make it okay that he was e-mailing another woman while he was married to me. Hmm. I remember staring at the butter knife I used to spread my fancy jam, and for half a second, imagined what the side of his neck might look like with the butter knife in it. Fancy jams dripping down the side of his fat, e-mail, cheating neck. Yep, I've been that mad.

Meredith:
I thought Derek was cheating on me, and I got that mad. "Two trauma surgeons and an orthopod" kind of mad.

Callie:
Hmm. No comment.

Arizona:
You know, cutting off a penis isn't actually that big of a deal. I mean, it's not like he needs it for survival or to think or, like, I don't know, to walk. (they all look at her) What? Hey, it's my leg. And, you know... And for the record, I only thought about maiming you once, Callie, and I told you that the second I thought it.

Callie:
Thank you?

Miranda:
Look, the difference is, we may think about it, but we don't actually dismember our spouses.

Ben:
Good to know.