Grey's Anatomy, Season 2

Meredith:
It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy... penises. They didn't tell me they have a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you.

Cristina:
It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like it was a business trans- Like he's a boss of me!

Meredith:
He is the boss of you.

Cristina:
What's worse is that I care.

Meredith:
Ugh I'm going to throw up again. [Gets up and kneels over the toilet] No. Wait. False alarm.

Cristina:
The problem is estrogen.

Meredith:
No, the problem is tequila.

Cristina:
You know I used to be all business and then he goes and gets me pregnant.

Meredith:
With his stupid boy penis.

Cristina:
Now I'm having hormone surges. He ruined me. I'm ruined! He turned me into this... fat, stupid, pregnant girl. Who cares! Estrogen!

Meredith:
Penises. Penises, Izzie.

Cristina:
Estrogen, George.