Grey's Anatomy, Season 2

Izzie:
Alex.

Alex:
How crazy is this? Dude, it's like the Apocalypse.

Izzie:
Alex.

Alex:
It's true. Look around you. Half the people who're supposed to be saving lives have fled the building to save themselves. Bailey's husband almost died coming to see his kid getting born. The annoying twins are down on the OR floor with the guy who literally explode in their faces. It's a morgue. Just saying, people should get while the getting's good because there might not be a tomorrow.

Izzie:
Alex!

Alex:
What?

[Cut to the supply closet]

Izzie:
Take off your pants.

Alex:
Izzie, what are you doing?

Izzie:
I'm being a doer. Getting while the getting's good. Now take off your pants.

Alex:
You realize when I said the apocalypse, I meant it metaphorically, not literally.

Izzie:
Alex, I haven't had sex in eight months and twelve days. I'm horny, I'm half-naked, and I'm saying yes. Do you want to stand there and talk metaphors, or do you want to literally take off your pants?