Grey's Anatomy, Season 2

Alex:
All right. So you slept with O'Malley. Get over it already.

Meredith:
He told you?

Alex:
Uh, no. [Laughs] I was just kidding! I means it's not like I should be surprised.

Meredith:
Why not?

Alex:
Because when your life is sucky, you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men. It's your thing. Whatever. I find it charming.

Meredith:
You sleep with inappropriate women when you're sober.

Alex:
One inappropriate woman. And Izzie forgave me for that. O'Malley is not going to get over this.

Meredith:
Izzie hasn't forgiven you!

Alex:
Yes, she has. We're together.

Meredith:
No you're not. Izzie may be sleeping with you, but she'll never see you the way she saw you before you slept with Olivia.

Alex:
Why are you trying to piss me off?

Meredith:
You're trying to suggest that it's forgivable for you to sleep with Olivia, but not forgivable for me to sleep with George.

[George walks in]

George:
You told him?!

Meredith:
George!

George:
Wow, when I'm wrong about someone.

Meredith:
No, I...

George:
I am REALLY wrong!

Meredith:
No, George! It's not... it's not what you think!

Alex:
Dude! Chill!

George:
You chill! You chill! I'm not... I'm not going to chill.

Meredith:
George, I...

Izzie:
What's going on?

Alex:
The fetus is freaking out.

Izzie:
I can see that! Why are freaking out?

George:
You think someone is your friend. [Cristina walks in] You know? And you think at the very least you'd respect my privacy!

Cristina:
What's going on?

Alex:
Baby boy is freaking out.

Izzie:
She can see that.

Cristina:
I can see that.

Cristina and Izzie:
Why is he freaking out?

Meredith:
George, can we at least talk?

George:
I don't want to talk! Not to you! I wanted to keep my mouth shut. And if you hadn't been running away from me every time you see me, you would know that!

Meredith:
Okay, you're right, but can we just talk now?

George:
You want to talk now, because you told everyone that we had sex!

Izzie:
You had sex?

Cristina:
You had sex with George?

George:
You didn't tell them?

Meredith:
No.

George:
DAMMIT! [trips and falls down stairwell]