Grey's Anatomy, Season 4

Cristina:
Here I am stuck in the pit with those know-nothing interns. You think eventually I catch a break.

Meredith:
Cristina, are we ever gonna talk about this? The Burke thing?

Cristina:
I'm not Izzie. I'm not gonna lie at the bathroom floor all day. I'm gonna lie here... on the counter.

Meredith:
I'll trade you the hemiglossectomy.

Cristina:
What?

Meredith:
You take the hemiglossectomy and I will take the ER and your interns.

Cristina:
Are you sure?

Meredith:
Take the surgery. If it makes you feel better, you're starting to freak me out. [Meredith leaves]

Alex:
I saw the whole thing, Yang. You can stop pretending.

Cristina:
Oh, I'm not pretending. I'm sad. I'm very sad. [makes a childish voice] Me so sad.

Alex:
Maybe I should try it. See if I can get Grey to take my new intern.

Cristina:
Hey, forget it. Sad is mine. Go find your own pretend emotion.