Grey's Anatomy, Season 7

April:
[running a simulation] Sir! You said the helicopter was gonna be here hours ago, And it's not here, and I'm not complaining, but where is it?

Hunt:
Well, the rain's still pretty bad. Probably got caught in a hail storm.

[Intern Steve approaches with index card update on "patient's" condition]

April:
No! No! I know what that card is gonna say. It's gonna say he has cardiac tamponade with associated hypotension and bradycardia, but he can't, 'cause I already did a pericardiocentesis and bolused with IV fluids.

Steve:
She's right. What do I do? Do I ...

April:
Karev! Grab his feet. [Karev goes to grab Steve's feet] The patient! Come on!

Owen:
Hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Alex:
This is awesome! [helping to load dummy onto ambulance]

Owen:
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What do you think you're doing? This ambulance is not in play.

April:
Oh, you're just making stuff up, which I can do too! And I say it is in play. Can't fit nine patients on an ambulance, but two will fit just fine. Seven of my patients may have died today, but these two won't! 'Cause I'm gonna get them on this ambulance, and I'm gonna take 'em to that hospital right there!

Alex:
Alright!

Owen:
Kepner, this ambulance was involved in the accident and no longer runs.

April:
There are keys in the ignition, so let's see. Looks like I got triple-A. Ha! Apparently they could get here when the helicopter couldn't. Now MOVE! Or I will run you down!

Owen:
[to Alex] Go. Let's go. [They run to hospital entrance. Ambulance pulls up]

April:
John Doe, multiple chest and extremity trauma. Still hypotensive despite two large-bore IVs started in the field.

Owen:
All right, Kepner. That's enough.

April:
We need a full workup and likely a thoracotomy. [walks into hospital carrying dummy over her shoulder] I suspect active bleeding in the chest.

Alex:
Will you tell us we won, or she's never gonna stop.

Owen:
It's not a contest.

April:
Karev! Call the OR and make sure that there's a room available.

Alex:
Will do.

Owen:
All right, all right, fine. Blue team wins.

April:
Blue team wins?

Owen:
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you win. He's gonna live for 40 more years and have 15 grandkids. You happy?

April:
[drops dummy] Blue team wins!

Owen:
Yes.

April:
[hugs Alex] Yeah!