Hawaii Five-0, Season 4

[Steve and Lou are in the car to interview suspects, Danny is in his car]

Steve:
[on the phone with Danny] How about you?

Danny:
Me? I'm sick.

Steve:
I mean, she's only gonna be gone for a couple of days, Danny, okay?

Danny:
You're missing the point. She did the drop-and-run, Steve, okay? Not even barely a kiss on the cheek. All right? And this is not the first time. This is not the first time that I have looked in my girl's eyes and seen something different. I don't know what it is. It's like her innocence is, uh, floating off into space or something. I don't know what.

Steve:
Ah, well, she's growing up, ok? What are you gonna do?

Danny:
Build a time machine. I'm gonna go back in time when she was just a baby, before I met you, to a happy time in my life.

Steve:
Ok. Good luck with that.

Danny:
[unamused] You think this is funny, don't you?

[...]

[Lou signals for Steve to pass the phone to him]

Lou:
Yeah, listen, it gets worse. Oh, yeah. Yeah, wait till she asks you to take her bra shopping, huh. Or when the first boyfriend shows up. You're gonna love that. You ain't seen nothing yet, pal, so put on your big-boy pants because Father Time is not your friend.

Danny:
Will you put Steve back on, please? [Lou passes the phone back to Steve]

Steve:
Yeah.

Danny:
Do not, under any circumstances, ever do that to me again.

Lou:
[shouts into phone] Truth hurts, don't it?

Danny:
Okay, put him back on.

Steve:
Okay. [passes phone to Lou]

Lou:
I'll tell you something else... [Danny hangs up on them]