Hell's Kitchen, Season 1

[A man comes up to the hot plate]

Gordon:
You're waiting on a wellington and one bass yes? Well I'm deeply, deeply, deeply sorry but right now we're about seven tables behind.

Man:
That doesn't do much for me.

Gordon:
Yeah, right, can I just say, you do fuck all for me either.

Man:
Sorry?

Gordon:
You do nothing for me either.

Man:
I just don't understand why it's so difficult to serve some people their food.

Gordon:
Are you that arrogant, you haven't got a clue of what's going on behind me?

Man:
It seems like you have a lot of amateur sous-chefs.

Gordon:
Right. Finally your head's coming outside your arsehole. Now sit down, you fucking dick. What an arsehole.

Narrator:
Nothing upsets Chef Ramsay more than when customers come to the kitchen.