Hell's Kitchen, Season 5

Jean-Philippe:
Red, [Table] 53. Tanya Steel.

Gordon:
Not done? (returns to the workstation) There you go. Now I've had enough. [slams the plate on the stove] Come here! There you go. (to Carol; gives her a piece of pear) Take a bite and pass it along. (to LA) LA, wake up, yeah?

Coi:
It's hard as a fucking rock.

Gordon:
Raw pastry, raw pear. That's her! [kicks a bin]

Andrea:
(interview) Chef Ramsay wasn't kidding when he said it was raw. It was raw. That's just, "Sorry. Poor judgement."

Gordon:
(to Colleen) You didn't know that's raw pastry with a raw pear?

Colleen:
No, chef.

Andrea:
(interview) Everybody else was just looking around like, "You've got to be kidding me."

Gordon:
Un-fucking-believable! [goes to the blue kitchen and sits in fetal position]

Narrator:
Tonight, dinner service has totally collapsed.

Gordon:
Oh, Christ almighty! Two and a half hours of bullshit.

Narrator:
And Chef Ramsay is at the end of his rope.

Gordon:
(to Jean-Philippe; after returning to the pass with raw desserts) Oh fuck off! I'm... I've had enough! [goes to the red kitchen] Hey, when I say, I've had enough! I've had enough! Stoves off! [calls both teams] Come here! That was pathetic! And you were absolutely useless! CLEAR DOWN! I can't take it anymore! It's been the worst performance so far! SWITCH IT FUCKING OFF!!! [throws his spoon away]