Hell's Kitchen, Season 5

Giovanni:
How long for the risotto and pasta?

Paula:
Plating up the pasta right now.

Andrea:
How's your risotto?

Carol:
I'm going. I'm going.

Gordon:
Where's the risotto?

Carol:
Right here chef.

Gordon:
Carol!

Carol:
Yes, chef!

Gordon:
[tastes the risotto then spits it out] Taste that rice, taste the rice. It's like mush! Show me the rice.

Carol:
Right here.

Gordon:
Oh, my God! It's overcooked! It's like mush! Who cooked the rice?

[flashback to when J cooked the rice for both teams, pouring two boxes into one pan]

Andrea:
The blue team.

Gordon:
The blue team? What? [goes over to the blue kitchen] Oh, come here you, all of you! Who cooked this rice?

J:
I did, chef.

Gordon:
Look at it, J! How can you do that, J? [hurls the rice in the trash] J! For both teams?

J:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
Aw, fucking hell! Oh, come on! You can't do this!

Lacey:
(interview) The risotto was mushy, clumpy and nasty, and it definitely was not a good way to start the evening.

Gordon:
It's mush! Did you cook it all in the same pan?

J:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
Oh, fuck me! Oh, come on, fuck off J!

J:
I'll get a pot on, chef. (interview) That pissed off Chef Ramsay, and I really didn't need that, because he's been riding me hard the past couple of days.

Gordon:
(to Jean-Philippe) Jean-Philippe, stop the risotto, yeah? (to J) J! I can't believe you just screwed the service in both kitchens!

Robert:
(interview) J, you're my friend and I like you a lot, but today, you fucking suck, man.