Hell's Kitchen, Season 6

Gordon:
Salmon, lamb please, how long?

Tennille:
Seven minutes, chef.

Gordon:
Hey, what's that piece of shit there?

Suzanne:
It's supposed to be the salmon.

Gordon:
Holy fuck, look at that. It's like a... bison's penis - what is that shit? [opens up the salmon wrap, revealing the interior to be totally frozen] Look at that! Stone-cold, frozen salmon. Who put the salmon in the freezer?

Amanda:
Me. I fucked it up. (interview) The salmon was my fault because I stuck it in the freezer instead of the fridge, and it was frozen.

Gordon:
Yeah, you fucked up, big time!

Tek:
All the salmon's the same, I think we're gonna have to eighty-six it.

Gordon:
Yeah, 'cos she's wrapped it frozen.

Heather:
And we have five on order.

Gordon:
We've got five on order?

Heather:
Five on order.

Gordon:
(to Amanda) Hey, ditzy! Great job!

Amanda:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
Oh, fuck off.