Hell's Kitchen, Season 6

[In the Blue Kitchen, Andy has fallen behind on appetizers, and Dave volunteers to pick up the slack.]

Andy:
I need double risotto made while I make a crepe.

Dave:
(working on his meat entrées) I can work your risotto; give me one minute.

Andy:
Get over here one second; I'm ready to go.

Dave:
You got two risotto here?

Andy:
Yes, two risotto.

Dave:
(works on the risottos) I got it. (interview) I said I was gonna help Andy all night, but, uh... I'm really getting pummeled.

Gordon:
Lamb, please!

Dave:
Comin' right up!

Gordon:
Where's the tagliatelle?

Dave:
Right here.

[Fast-paced music begins to play]

Gordon:
Where's the risotto?

Dave:
I have a risotto.

Gordon:
Where's the steaks?

Dave:
And steak!

Gordon:
Lamb! (claps hands)

[Dave switches back-and-forth between his risotto and lamb; blowing out a small fire in his lamb pan]

Gordon:
Let's go! Risotto, please!

Dave:
Yes, Chef! (runs back-and-forth between all his dishes)

Van:
(interview) Dave's running around in the kitchen all crazy, slidin' around. Dave's got one arm, but that boy can cook!

Gordon:
Tagliatelle!

Dave:
Yes, Chef! Right here!

Gordon:
Now! (claps hands)

Dave:
Coming up right up to the window, Chef! (rushes the lamb and sauce to the pass, along with the tagliatelle) Tongs! Give me tongs, please! (someone hands him tongs) I got it! (rushes the tongs to the pass and puts them in the tagliatelle) Tagliatelle in the window.

Gordon:
(tastes the risotto) Dave! Don't take this the wrong way, but you're ten thousand times better cook with one hand!

Dave:
(interview; fist-pumps) WOO!