Hell's Kitchen, Season 6

Gordon:
Van, so you started to sear on the sea bass. Come here! Quick and you leave it there! You're searing a sea bass!

Van:
It's big.

Gordon:
LISTEN TO ME!!!

Van:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
We haven't sent the appetisers!

Van:
(interview) HERE WE GO AGAIN! NEW FUCKING NIGHT!

Gordon:
(to Van) Hey! I'm watching you like a horn fucking eagle! Poissonier! Let's go.

[Van begins to cook scallops]

Van:
Coming up, chef.

Gordon:
Scallops!

Van:
Coming right now, chef. [beads of sweat fall on his scallops]

Gordon:
Van! VAN! NO, NO, NO, STOP! Come here, you're sweating in the food!

Van:
It's hot, chef.

Gordon:
I know, it's fucking hot! (throws his spoon down) YOU'RE SWEATING IN THE FOOD!!!

Van:
(interview) Man, I was sweating my ass off. (flashback of Van's sweat falling on his scallops) I own there to win the food.

Gordon:
(to Van) What's wrong with you? Serve them? By the way, you got a little touch of Van that one. Look at me, HELP ME OUT HERE!

Van:
(interview) I'm out there busting my ASS, bro, I'm sweating my ASS off! (to Gordon) I'm working as hard as I can do for you, chef.

Gordon:
You're sweating in the food, Van!

Van:
(interview) He makes me look like a bitch constantly.

Gordon:
Send the whole fucking lot back, Scott, I can't go like this again.