Hell's Kitchen, Season 7

Gordon:
Okay, so there are few out there who are executive chefs, right? [Jay and Siobhan raises their hands] Okay, good. There was one I seem to remember, you (points to Tana) with the glasses.

Tana:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
What do you do for a living?

Tana:
I'm a mom, but I'm a cookbook author.

Gordon:
Never worked in a restaurant?

Tana:
No, chef.

Gordon:
Okay, let's start from the bottom. Bring your dish.

Fran:
(whispering) Oh, geez.

Gordon:
Apart from looking like a baby vomit, what is that?

Tana:
It's a veal scallopini.

Gordon:
(tastes the dish) Oh, God. (to the lady) Listen to me. That dish... was delicious.

Tana:
(smiles) Thank you, chef.

Gordon:
I mean, I'm shocked. It may looked slightly dull and boring, a little bit like you. But well done! (the chefs laugh) Don't look so nervous.

Tana:
You're scary.

Gordon:
I'll give you a hug, yeah? Right. Relax, relax, relax.

Maria:
(interview) That is not his side. He doesn't just hug people. He's not that type of person. He's not personable at all.

Gordon:
What a great start! If this is the sight of things to come, well done! Thank you! (kisses her on her cheeks) God, it was good! [kisses her on her lips; the chefs were shocked and started laughing]

Holli:
I wanted to be first! (the others laugh)

Jamie Bisoulis:
(interview) Chef Ramsay, you're a little slutty.

Siobhan:
(interview) I was just so stunned, Chef Ramsay really did like that dish.

Gordon:
That was fucking amazing. [chefs laugh again] (to the chefs) Listen to me, before we go any further: this person is not who you think she is. (the lady removes her glasses) This person is... my wife. (Tana removes her disguise) Tana. (to Tana) Take that off. [chefs gave her an applause]

Jay:
(interview) Thank God it's his wife, he just like, licked her teeth.

Gordon:
(to Tana) A job well done. [kisses her again]

Jay:
(interview) What a filthy bastard!

Gordon:
(to the chefs) The point I'm trying to make is that, I don't give two fucks about how much experience you've got. What I do care about, whoever has the magic, who has it? She definitely has it. (to Tana) Good night, my darling. Thank you for making my point.

Tana:
Thank you. (to the chefs) Good luck to you all.