Hell's Kitchen, Season 8

Gordon:
(to Scott) Yeah, just check that. There's no sides on there, I don't know why.

James:
(to Vinny) Come over here! Chef, one of his tables, he's telling them they can't have side orders because it takes too long to get it out of the kitchen.

Vinny:
What I said was, I'd be happy to bring them to you...

Gordon:
Shut up! Come in here!

Vinny:
That is not what I told them.

Gordon:
Why?

Vinny:
That is NOT what I told them.

Gordon:
What did you tell them?

Vinny:
Exactly what I told them was this: I said "I'm telling you the truth. The sides are delicious, but it's going to take a lot longer if you want sides, so..."

Gordon:
STOP EVERYBODY! Now Captain Vinny here is telling the customers not to order sides! (to Raj) Come here. Did you tell him not to order sides?

Raj:
Of course not! Why would I say that?!

Gordon:
Don't fucking shout at me, fuck-face! You told him that? "Don't push the sides, so I look good."

Raj:
No, I'm ready with the sides! Look, I got all the sides ready, I'm waiting for them.

Gordon:
So why's he not taking the orders?

Raj:
I have no idea, but look at these sides, it's all ready! He's- he's- I'm- he's- okay...

Vinny:
Do you want to know the truth?

Gordon:
Yeah, I do want to know the truth!

Vinny:
The truth is, I have no faith that he's going to be able to get the sides out.

Gordon:
You'd better understand one fucking thing! You do NOT decide what goes out this kitchen!

Vinny:
(mumbles) I don't know.

Gordon:
GET OUT!

Vinny:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
GET OUT, YOU!