Hell's Kitchen, Season 8

Narrator:
As Melissa starts over with her Dover sole, guests on both sides of the dining room continue to wait, but not for long. In the blue kitchen...

Gordon:
Where's the salmon?!

Raj:
T-two seconds.

Narrator:
Raj is ready with his second attempt on the salmon.

Gordon:
Two seconds! One, two!

Raj:
I mean uhm, thirty sec-I mean, uhm, one minute.

Narrator:
Well... almost ready.

Gordon:
Just concentrate. I don't want a blah-blah-blah.

Raj:
I'm sorry to say that, but it's true.

Gordon:
What a fucking bozo!

Raj:
Here it is. Here it is. [brings his salmon to the pass, Gordon checks it; finds that it's raw]

Gordon:
Oh, dear. Raj! Come here you. It's, raw. [angrily smashes the raw salmon] It's fucking RAW!!!

Boris:
(interview) Come on, man!

Gordon:
IT'S RAW!!!

Boris:
(interview) The guy can't change his underwear the right way.

Gordon:
We haven't even served the fucking entrée, but I need to get food out!

Boris:
Oh, boy. Here we go.

Raj:
Chef, can I—would you mind if I said something, chef, or no?

Gordon:
[plugs his ears] Not to me, you're not.

Rob:
No, don't say a damn thing. Just finish your tickets.

Raj:
You know the salmon I gave you that you smashed, right? (interview) I'm not this timid man who's just going to sit back and just say, "Okay, chef." [to Gordon] You know, I'm going to try to make a case for myself. Really, chef, really.

Gordon:
We're in the middle of service right now and I just want food. SHUT IT!

Raj:
(interview) But, um... it's-it's hard. (to his team mates) I got it now. Go ahead! Go, go!

Gordon:
Hey, what do you think this is? A talk show?!

Raj:
No, no.

Gordon:
COOK YOUR FUCKING DISH, AND SHUT YOUR FAT MOUTH!!

Raj:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
Vinny, get a piece of salmon on there, yes?

Vinny:
Yes, chef. (interview) Raj just cannot cook at all, anything, ever. (to Russell) Give me a time. (interview) So I have to go over and do it for him. (brings Raj's salmon to the pass) Hot behind, salmon on the pass.

Gordon:
Perfect, let's go.

Narrator:
Thanks to Vinny, Raj's salmon is finally on its way out to the dining room.