Hell's Kitchen, Season 8

[Gordon asks for scallop salad in the Blue kitchen]

Gordon:
Melissa, scallop salad, how long?

Melissa Doney:
I'm all out of scallops chef.

Gordon:
What?!

Melissa Doney:
I cooked the shit out of all the scallops. I fucked the team chef.

Gordon:
What the fuck are we doing? (gets the rejected scallops on Melissa's station) Oh, my God...

Russell:
That's all the scallops!

[Gordon pours all the scallops on one plate]

Rob:
Oh, my God.

Gordon:
Just come here, all of you. Stop. All of you, Vinny! (gives the plate of scallops to Russell) Take the plate, take the fucking plate! Pass it around!

Russell:
Seven pounds of scallops.

Vinny:
(interview) She just can't cook.

Rob:
(interview) Melissa must have cooked about ten pounds of scallops, all cooked off to the garbage.

Melissa Doney:
(interview) It is just fucking embarrassing.