Hell's Kitchen, Season 8

James:
[Gives Gordon a ticket] It's your family.

Gordon:
Here we go. On order: six covers, table one.

Blue team:
Yes, chef!

Gordon:
Three wings, one mozzarella, one risotto, one truffle salad.

Boris:
Yes, chef!

Gordon:
My family!

Boris:
(interview) We better get this fucking order right.

Boris:
Let's go, guys yes?

Russell:
Three wings, one mozz is coming chef. Vinny, are you ready on the risotto?

Vinny:
No, no.

Gordon:
Vinny, I need the fucking risotto! What are you doing?

Vinny:
(interview) I can't sit there and [waves his hands] go like this and have my risottos' magically finish.

Gordon:
Hurry up Vinny! We've got to go up now!

Vinny:
Yes, chef. (interview) I grabbed the risotto I had just sent up for the previous table. There's nothing wrong with it.

Vinny:
Yo, I'm going up with the risotto, guys!

Gordon:
No, that's not fair. That's old! Trying to get away. Hey bozo, come here you.

Vinny:
Yes, chef. What happened?

Gordon:
Shut your fat East-Coast mouth.

Vinny:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
This table that you just sent me that shit for happens to be my family!

Boris:
(interview) Oh, no. What are you doing?

Gordon:
And even if it's not my family, they deserve a fresh risotto. Look at me--

Vinny:
Yes, chef.

Gordon:
--you dirty little fucker! If you can't be bothered to do it, fuck off out of here! Do you want to go home? Whether it's my family or not, if your family were here, or your family were here, or your family, I'd make YOUR family or YOUR wife or YOUR children a fresh FUCKING risotto! He sneaks that in there. Yeah. That's the shit I served five minutes ago!

Rob:
Okay, refire guys!

James:
Everybody's really happy, apart from your family.

Gordon:
Apart from my family? Come on, Vinny!

Vinny:
(interview) Yes, chef. Sorry, chef, won't happen again. That's all he wants to hear and I'll fix it.