Hell's Kitchen, Season 9

Gordon:
[checks on scallops brought up by Tommy] Hey, rock-and-roll Bozo, come here!

Tommy:
Shit!

Gordon:
I go from, "springy", to boiled bits of shit.

Tommy:
(interview) Aaaahhh, yeah, that sucked. Took a hell of a dive.

Gordon:
Take a seat and fucking eat them. (to James, who is in the dining room) Service please, little glass of wine, sauvignon blanc, goes beautifully well with the raw ceviche scallop.

Brendan:
[Watches other three contestants on the chef's table] (interview) Hell's Kitchen whizz up the whee. This competition is mine. It's only a matter of time!

Gordon:
One, two, three of you, ALL ON THE FREAKIN' FISH STATION!

Steven:
I jumped over to help out, chef.

Gordon:
Yeah, I wish you'd jump in the oven! That would make my life a lot easier!