Hogan's Heroes, Season 2

Colonel Klink:
Oh, what an unexpected pleasure, Herr General!

General Burkhalter:
Actually, I had no intention of stopping here. But there was a bombing attack on the road that started me thinking-

Colonel Klink:
Oh, what a brilliant idea! Now only a man of your experience could-

General Burkhalter:
[Smiles] Klink? Shut up and let me finish.

Colonel Klink:
Of course Herr General. Excuse me.

General Burkhalter:
I suppose you are curious about that. [Gestures to the flat rectangular box his men brought in.]

Colonel Klink:
Well, naturally, I-

General Burkhalter:
It's a gift.

Colonel Klink:
Thank you, Herr General! Thank you very much!

General Burkhalter:
It's not for you.

Colonel Klink:
Really? What a marvelous sense of humor.

General Burkhalter:
I've just been to Paris on military business.

Colonel Klink:
Of course, of course.

General Burkhalter:
While I was there, I realized that Goering's birthday is only a few weeks away!

Colonel Klink:
Oh, yes, sir, I know, I have the date right here in my calendar!

General Burkhalter:
You would.