Hogan's Heroes, Season 2

[Sergeant Schultz, pretending to be a general in the German Army, is covering for Hogan, LeBeau, Suzette and Verlaine while two Gestapo officers attempt to search the Paris apartment.]

Sergeant Schultz:
How dare you come here, and disturb a general of the Third Reich.

1st Gestapo Man:
Only doing our duty, sir. We had no idea that you were-

Schultz:
Oh, you- you had no idea. You didn't know that a general might want to spend an afternoon with his, uh, with his, uh-

Suzette:
Niece.

Schultz:
Niece. Thank you, darling.

1st Gestapo Man:
I assure you, General, we had no intention of intruding upon your privacy.

Schultz:
No. You didn't! Should it ever happen again, I will report you to your superior officer, and then to his superior officer, and then even to his superior officer! I will report it all the way up, until it comes back to me! And if I ever... report it to myself... [Growls] Are you going to be in trouble.

[The two Gestapo men hurry for the door and leave.]

Suzette:
They have gone!

Schultz:
They did? Why did you let them go?!