Hogan's Heroes, Season 2

Field Marshal von Heinke:
I order you to make immediate arrangements for my exchange! Those are my orders. Carry them out.

Colonel Klink:
Such a loud signal! The English must have an excellent transmitter.

General Burkhalter:
[Glares at Klink] We have an excellent receiver.

Hogan:
That was Field Marshal von Heinke. May we have your reply immediately?

General Burkhalter:
I guess we have no choice.

Colonel Klink:
That voice. I have heard it somewhere before.

General Burkhalter:
Certainly, dummkopf! That's von Heinke!

Colonel Klink:
No, Herr General, the other voice. Hogan... that's Hogan! One of my prisoners, right here! [In the barracks, Carter hears Klink through a listening device and hands it to Hogan, who hurries over to the camp office.] Now, gentlemen, I am convinced something is wrong. General Burkhalter, with all due respect to you, I think this may be a false message.

General Burkhalter:
A false message?

[Behind them, Hogan comes into the camp office and sits down.]

Colonel Klink:
Now, it would take me just one minute to find- [Turns around and sees Hogan.] Hogan!

Hogan:
Yes?

General Burkhalter:
You thought he was on the radio?

Colonel Klink:
What are you doing here?

Hogan:
Sergeant Schultz told me one of our planes was missing.

Colonel Klink:
General, I still think it is possible that the message on the radio was not the genuine article.

[Just then, Newkirk, doing an impression of Prime Minister Winston Churchill, begins speaking from the radio.]

Newkirk:
Generals of the Third Reich, this is the Prime Minister speaking. We offer you this exchange in the full expectation for you to reply in an honourable manner. We in turn, will fulfill our part of the bargain. We await your immediate reply in order that we may speedily affect this arrangement to our mutual satisfaction.

General Burkhalter:
Inform Communications... we accept. [looks at Klink] Unless, Klink, you thought that was Hogan, too?