Hogan's Heroes, Season 3

[Klink and Hochstetter summon Group Captain James Roberts, a recently-captured British officer, to Klink's office. He enters and comes face-to-face with a man identical to himself.]

Group Captain James Roberts:
In Heaven's name.

Hochstetter:
Group Captain Roberts- Leutnant Baumann.

Group Captain Roberts:
He could be my twin!

Klink:
In a way he is! He is!

Hochstetter:
Fantastic.

Klink:
They do wonderful plastic surgery! I had this friend in Dusseldorf. A Mrs. Schmidt; charming woman. Slight sag around the chin, but you know how it is. Anyway, see saw this surgeon. He advised her-

Hochstetter:
[Visibly annoyed] Not now, Klink.

Group Captain Roberts:
This is monstrous.

Hochstetter:
The Leutnant looked a great deal like you from the start, but the surgeons have done a remarkable job, no?

Group Captain Roberts:
[Realizing] The pictures. That's why you took those pictures of me.

Leutnant Baumann:
Yes, indeed, Group Captain. From the beginning it's been rather a lark. Jolly good fun, actually.

Group Captain Roberts:
He's even imitated my voice. Of course, the recordings.

Hochstetter:
Well, I am satisfied.

Klink:
So am I.

Hochstetter:
I'm glad. I don't think we need to attend to Group Captain Roberts any longer, Colonel.

Klink:
Of course not, Major! I think it's time we moved him to slightly less comfortable quarters, but, shall we say, more colourful?

Group Captain Roberts:
Whatever it is your planning, you won't get away with it. I promise you that.