Hogan's Heroes, Season 3

Hilda:
Colonel Klink, Colonel Hogan has requested to see you.

Klink:
By all means, let him come in.

Hilda:
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant.

Klink:
Our fish is nibbling at the bait.

Hochstetter:
My fish.

Hogan:
Colonel Klink.

Klink:
Yes, Hogan, what is it, what is it?

Hogan:
You have a new prisoner, Group Captain James Roberts, RAF. I want to see him.

Hochstetter:
He wants to see the prisoner. That's not surprising.

Klink:
That's not surprising.

Hogan:
Of course, now that I've made the request, I'm sure you'll deny it.

Hochstetter:
He says we'll deny it. We will?

Klink:
We will?

Hogan:
As senior officer here, I'm entitled to talk to any new prisoner brought into this stalag, and you know it. If I'm not allowed to see him, it'll be in direct violation of the Geneva Prisoner of War Convention, and I'll make a formal complaint to the Red Cross and the protecting power.

Hochstetter:
Very well, you may see the prisoner.

Klink:
You may see the prisoner.

Hogan:
And believe me, when word gets back to the big boys on our side, you'll see what happens to Ger-(pause) What did you say?

Hochstetter:
I said you may see the prisoner anytime you like.

Klink:
There you are, Hogan. Your request has been granted.

Hogan:
You guys ought to give me a little notice when you're going to do something decent.

Klink:
Really?

Hogan:
Yeah. I faint very easily.