Hogan's Heroes, Season 3

Klink:
What can I do for you, Major Hochstetter?

Hochstetter:
Are you aware that last Monday night an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Heydrich, knocked the Fuehrer's picture off the wall, and... everything!

Klink:
No, I was playing cards with Captain Bruennschmier.

Hochstetter:
It is a great personal loss to me.

Klink:
It was a great personal loss to me; he took me for fifty Marks!

Hochstetter:
But the antiaircraft shot down the bomber...

Klink:
That's good.

Hochstetter:
But, the crew parachuted to safety...

Klink:
Ooh, that's bad!

Hochstetter:
But, we know where they are hiding.

Klink:
That's good! Where?

Hochstetter:
Here.

Klink:
Here? Impossible!

Hochstetter:
Impossible? We shall see. I am ordering my men to search every inch of this camp.

Klink:
Sir! I am Kommandant of Stalag 13!

Hochstetter:
That is exactly why I am ordering the search.