Hogan's Heroes, Season 3

Hogan:
Anything wrong, sir?

Klink:
Hogan, get out of here!

Hochstetter:
I WANT THAT MAN IN HERE!

Klink:
My feelings exactly, Major Hochstetter!

Hochstetter:
Colonel Hogan, we have crossed swords before, and I have had my suspicions about you. But now, my feeling is much stronger.

Hogan:
Glad you finally cleared me, sir.

Hochstetter:
Exactly. Eighteen men have escaped from Stalag 6. Eight of them I have recaptured.

Klink:
Excellent work, Major Hochstetter! But may I point out that here at Stalag 13 we have no such problem. Never an escape, never so much as- [Hochstetter glares at Klink] as-as- until today, sir... but that was an official transfer...

Hochstetter:
Of the eight men I captured, one talked. He claims they were all heading for Stalag 13. Do you have any idea why?

Hogan:
Bad sense of direction?

Hochstetter:
I do not think so.

Klink:
Major Hochstetter, why would escaped prisoners be headed for another prison camp?

Hochstetter:
That is exactly what I intend to find out! I shall surround this camp with a ring of steel! Anyone trying to get out will be caught! Anyone trying to get IN will be caught!

Klink:
Major Hochstetter, rest assured, you have my complete cooperation.

Hochstetter:
I do not want your cooperation. All I want from you is to stop giving guns to prisoners! I will deal with all of you! Later!

Klink:
Major Hochstetter, may I point out that my relationship with the Gestapo has always been the most cordial-

Hochstetter:
BAH!

[Major Hochstetter storms out and slams the office door behind him.]