Hogan's Heroes, Season 3

Hochstetter:
The most important prisoners you will ever see. Every important leader of the underground movement.

Hogan:
My congratulations, Major Hochstetter.

Hochstetter:
What is this man doing here?

Klink:
Oh, I'm so sorry. Major Hochstetter, this is the American prisoner, Colonel Hogan. Colonel Hoga-

Hochstetter:
Klink, did I ask for an introduction?

Hogan:
I just thought I'd show the new prisoners around-with your permission, of course.

Hochstetter:
(miffed) What is this man doing here?

Klink:
Schultz! Escort Colonel Hogan to the barracks at once!

Schultz:
Jawohl, Herr Kommandant!

Hochstetter:
(Hochstetter and Klink walk away from Hogan)A special armed guard is coming to take these prisoners to Berlin. In the meantime, I want you to prepare a maximum security block for them.

Klink:
Yes, sir, maximum security. You can depend on me, heh, heh.

Hochstetter:
I am sure it's not necessary to tell you what would happen to you should there be an escape, hmm?

Klink:
An escape from Stalag 13? (Laughs) That's a good on-

Hochstetter:
You will be shot.

Klink:
(fearful) That's another good one.

Hochstetter:
(Klink and Hochstetter walk back, pass Hogan, and turn around, realizing he is still there)(Screaming) WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE?!?!