Hogan's Heroes, Season 3

Klink:
Hilda, write this down. Dear General, this is an urgent request to replace 4 members of my camp personnel. They are Wolfgang, Hans, Heidi, and Gerta, our German Shepherd guard dogs. They have become lazy, inefficient, and vicious.

Hogan:
I thought they were supposed to be vicious.

Klink:
Not to me.

Hogan:
Dogs and kids are great judges of character.

Klink:
Hogan, I am not amused. My sense of humor left with Lebeau. (who escaped) Dismissed... My kindest regards to Frau Burkhalter, et cetera, et cetera. Heil Hitler.

Hilda:
Would you like me to send the daily roll call report with this, sir?

Klink:
Not until I recapture the prisoner who did not escape. Hogan, I said "dismissed".

Hogan:
I just came to tell you where Lebeau is hiding.

Klink:
The day you tell me where one of your men is hiding is the day you send a birthday gift to Goering.

Hogan:
Ask Hermann who sent him the girdle last year.