Hogan's Heroes, Season 5

Klink:
Well, I don't have to tell you how lucky a man would have to be to get Gertrude for a wife. She's a wonderful woman. Jolly disposition- great shot-putter.

General Burkhalter:
Get to the point!

Klink:
Well, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but- I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude.

General Burkhalter:
I feel the same way.

Klink:
Then why do you want me to marry her?

General Burkhalter:
Are you crazy, Klink?! It's my niece Frieda and she's marrying Count von Hertzel!

Klink:
[Trying to hide his relief] Count von Hertzel?

General Burkhalter:
You thought I would ever let a Burkhalter marry a Klink?

Klink:
But I understand Count von Hertzel is going to the Russian front!

General Burkhalter:
He has changed his mind. I mean, uh, his orders have been changed.