Hollywood 7

Tina:
(Seeing what the PR Agent has for her to wear), this is a hospital grown.

PR Agent:
Tina’s ready to talk about her extenuative plastic surgery.

Tina:
(Upset) what plastic surgery? I had never any plastic surgery.

A group of photographers appear out of nowhere.

PR Agent:
She had Dolly Parton nose sewed onto her face, one of Barbra Streisand’s ear and eyebrow from Jennifer Lopez.

Tina:
Have you had a gerbil's brain transplanted into your head?

PR Agent:
No… was that supposed to be good? I had Botulism injected into my cheek bone, and pigs’ fat in my lips.

Tina:
This is complete nonsense.

PR Agent:
Mind your stitches, honey.

Tina:
But, I haven’t had any plastic surgery.

PR Agent:
You haven’t? But, how come you look so good?

Tina:
Part is because not spurting bits of dead animals into my face on daily basics.

PR Agent:
Why not?

Tina:
Because I don’t want to!

PR Agent:
You do know this is LA. It’s kind of obligatory.

Tina looks at the photographers.

Tina:
Look… I have not and will not ever have plastic surgery.

As the photographers leave, the PR Agent employs Plan B, which gets them to return.

PR Agent:
Did you hear that? This lady is phobic… she’s afraid of surgery.

Tina:
(stunned) WHAT?!