Home Improvement, Season 1

Tim:
We've talked about this long enough; I'm gonna put another sink in this room.

Jill:
Oh, no no no no you're not.

Tim:
It's not that big a job; it's a small job.

Jill:
There is no such thing as a small job with you, Tim. First you'd start with the sink, and the next thing I'd know you'd be ripping out walls, and running a subway through here.

Tim:
I'd give you free tickets!