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Home Improvement, Season 1

Home Improvement (1991–1999) was an American television sitcom series, airing on ABC, about an accident prone host of a Detroit, Michigan television program about tools, who raises his dysfunctional family. more »

[Tim wants to remodel the bathroom, on Tool Time.]

Tim:
Let me do this for you.

Jill:
Will Al be here?

Tim:
I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Jill:
Will Al be here?

Tim:
I want you to understand something. Al is my assistant, he assists me.

Jill:
Yeah, I know. Will he be here?

Tim:
Probably, yes.

Jill:
[getting excited] And I can have anything I want?

Tim:
Anything you want!

Jill:
Oh, what if I decide I just want you, right now?

Tim:
Well, it'll be difficult without Al here to assist me!

[Jill falls apart laughing.]

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