Home Improvement, Season 1

Jill:
[Tim has come home with a piece of table glued to his head] Wha-What is this thing on your head?

Tim:
It's a little piece of table.

Randy:
What happened?

Tim:
Old Mr. Negativity, Al, distracted me and got my head cemented to this table. It took me a saber saw to get me off of this table.

Jill:
Shouldn't you go to the emergency room?

Tim:
I was just there. They said I wasn't a priority.

Jill:
Why? Was there a guy with a whole table stuck to his head? [Jill and Karen laugh]

Tim:
You notice, I'm not laughing.

Jill:
(trying to regain composure) It's ok, we'll be good. Randy, s-s-set the table.

Randy:
OK. Dad, bend over!