Home Improvement, Season 1

Eddie:
[after his wife died] I was married to Tildy for 45 years, and the woman drove me absolutely crazy. She had these ugly little porcelain cats that she loved to line up on a window sill. Every day for 45 years, I used to take those cats off the window sill and put them in a cupboard. And every day for 45 years, she'd take the cats out of the cupboard and put them back on the window sill.

Tim:
Where are they now?

Eddie:
On a window sill.

Tim:
You didn't throw them out?

Eddie:
What for? [pause] You don't have to understand a woman. All you have to do is love her.