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McGuirk:
Hey, ladies, uh, my name is John McGuirk. I, uh, am a professional soccer coach at the elementary school level and I own a nice car though I do not currently have legal access to it. Um, as you can see, I used to be in good shape and, uh, in the last two years I’ve successfully completed four out of five rehab programs. The kind of woman I’m interested in is the one, I guess, who’s still watching this video.

Brendon:
Cut. I’m going to stop you right there.

McGuirk:
What’s? That was, uh, that was not good or…

Brendon:
We got it. We got this.

Erik:
I think you nailed it.