Home Movies, Season 2

Picasso:
Look, we're being watched by Starboy and the Captain of Outer Space.

Annie:
Then they must know of our plan.

Washington:
Not to worry, my evil ones, we've yet to reveal our biggest secret. Bring in the hostages!

William Shakespeare [played by Walter]:
I'm Shakespeare.

Oliver Twist [played by Perry]:
And I'm Oliver Twist.

The Mermaid Queen [played by Junior]:
And I'm the Mermaid Queen.

All:
Help us!

Picasso:
Yes, if anything should happen to us while we innocently destroy the human race, the hostages get it! And we start with Shakespeare.

Shakespeare:
No! I'm too young, and I'm still writing my masterpiece called Katz.

Annie:
And you'll be next, Oliver Twist.

Oliver:
Fine with me.

[Oliver starts laughing, Shakespeare and The Mermaid Queen also starts laughing]

Annie:
Silence!

Washington:
And finally you, the mermaid.

The Mermaid Queen:
But I no do nothing wrong and neither do the other four.

Oliver:
The other two.

Shakespeare:
Three.

The Mermaid Queen:
The other...

Annie:
Two.

The Mermaid Queen:
Two? I'm sorry, I have trouble with the mathematics. Look, I am just saying, please don't kill The Mermaid Queen!

Washington:
You interfere and they get it! Understand, Starboy?