Home Movies, Season 2

Andrew:
How's the documentary?

Brendon:
Good.

AndrewHow's Cynthia?

Brendon:
Hates me.

Andrew:
Good, everything seems to be in order then.

Brendon:
Actually, the way I had it originally planned is that she would like me instead of hate. I somehow mixed it up.

Andrew Ah.

Brendon:
Yeah.

Andrew:
You accidentally made her hate you instead of like you?

Brendon:
Yes I must have mixed something up.

Andrew:
Hmm, sometimes that happens, a classic problem. Did you uh, try too hard around her?

Brendon:
Yes, I tried very hard, I tried very, very hard.

Andrew:
It didn’t work? Have you been acting weird around her?

Brendon:
Yes!

Andrew:
Unnatural? Did you try acting unnaturally?

Brendon:
Yes! I rehearsed.

Andrew:
Right. Did you blurt stuff out you didn’t mean?

Brendon:
Yes! I figured, I’m gonna make myself more memorable.

Andrew:
Mmhmm, right. So she’s never seen you relaxed?

Brendon:
No, she’s never seen me-No. And she still hates me!

Andrew:
Hmm, well have you told her how you feel about her?

Brendon:
Hahahahaha, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.