Home Movies, Season 3

[environmental film]

Melissa:
[as a lumberjack] I'm going to chop you down, tree.

Brendon:
[as a tree] Well, okay, but, um, don't, um, because what about the environment?

Jason:
[as a skunk, moves from behind Brendon] Hello, I'm a skunk.

Brendon:
Hello.

Melissa:
Hello.

Jason:
Hey, um, I mean, don't chop down the forest.

Melissa:
Okay, I won't chop down the forest, just this tree.

Brendon:
But I'm a tree, and I'm a house for birds and chipmunks and cats and dogs. And I can be useful for people, too. I can be made into wood...

Jason:
Oh, man. Chop it down.

Melissa:
I'm with you skunk.

Brendon:
Hey, you guys suck.

Jason:
Lumberjack.

Melissa:
Yep?

Jason:
Pass me that ax.

[chops Brendon down with the ax and falls down]

Brendon:
[bleeding maple syrup] Aaaah! It hurts!

Melissa:
You can't shut this one up.

Jason:
Hope you learned your lesson, tree.

Jason & Melissa:
It's time to pay the price.